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Food twister. Clever idea. I love how you use contrasting shapes (sharp and rounded) in your drawings to exaggerated effect. Now, I mus...

Right off, there's a bit of clashing tense which I see but I'll try to ignore it. @_@ That was...horny?...something like that. LOL. Nau...

...uh scare me. *tickles* But I'll read on...figured the ending was coming. Not a whole lot to say. I can see how this ...


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*Deep breath*

I hope anyone who has ever designed or set the options for a graphical program has burning, ass-busting diarrhea for the rest of their days. I hope they find themselves in the pit of hell with of broken glass and nibbling leeches and they find their every horrified moment filled with having to crawl through a gusher of excrement as they are forced to lick the sweat trickles of every demon taint outside inward and smell every inch of it for the rest of their eternal agony.

I could go further but I liked that image so I'm stopping there.

Fuck everything about the interface to every graphical editing program I have ever seen. There is nothing intuitive. There is nothing that works right and even despite the fact I know how a fucking layer works none of it works the way I want to...why is it so damn difficult to make something a fucking background? I wanted to put a stock green radioactive logo behind Kenzie for the new header image with Part 4. But it took me near THREE FUTILE HOURS TO JUST FUCKING CUT OUT HER UPPER BODY! The magic wand should not keep trying to select ALL THE THINGS no matter how I set the damn sensitivity!

*Pants*...I use Paint.NET but still it follows the came concept as Photoshop but without many of the features. I've fucking seen Photoshop and it just blows my mind how none of it seems to make any damn sense of simple shit you want to do LIKE CUT OUT A DAMN IMAGE! I still have no idea how I managed to set the magic wand so it got Kenzie without constantly losing her eyes because some shit was set to not include this or that. IT'S A FUCKING LINE ALL AROUND A BODY! TRACE AROUND THE DAMN LINE, MAGIC WAND! DONE! We can both go to bed and I don't have to buy a motherfucking Death Note for anyone who made up with the way a Photoshop-style Magic Wand should work. 

I will concede I have zero experience with Photoshop tools but you have a shitty product when someone knows the basic concept to something simple and it still won't fucking work correctly. I know someone can come out and do what I wasted time on in ten minutes but fuck it, I made that shitty little cut-out so I'm leaving it up as a symbol of pride. Part 5, someone can make a better quality Kenzie transparency with maybe green radioactive ooze or something.



Happy Zappy For All!
Artist | Student | Literature
United States
I am me ^^.

Current Residence: Dusty
Favourite genre of music: J-Classical, Rock
Favourite style of art: Anime...and lots of others too
Operating System: Win XP Home
Favourite cartoon character: Calvin of "Calvin and Hobbes"
Personal Quote: "Zappy!"

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anirhapsodist Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for faving my journal maam!
lukaner-Z Featured By Owner 6 days ago
I somewhat feel girly after reading your stuff... not that it's a bad thingie ;)
majorkerina Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Writer
That's actually a common side effect...sometimes with various physical effects too ^^. Mwahaha...
anirhapsodist Featured By Owner May 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for faving my journals maam!
majorkerina Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student Writer
^_^ My joy always!
On2XSecretProbation Featured By Owner May 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fave on my journal!
majorkerina Featured By Owner May 12, 2015  Student Writer
My pleasure ^^.
On2XSecretProbation Featured By Owner May 13, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I'm going to be starting that journal series I mentioned really soon (probably by the weekend) so be on the look out for that.

I've been giving it a lot of thought...though mostly it is going to just sort of be those thoughts just written out. An examination, if you will.
majorkerina Featured By Owner May 14, 2015  Student Writer
I want to do a screencaps and journal series of reviewing a horrible movie a week from Netflix streaming...but I don't think I'm masochistic enough.
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loreshaper-kethal Featured By Owner May 8, 2015
I just wanted to let you know that you are one of my absolute favorite writers on all of DA.
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